Extreme Hair Gel Damages Girls Eye

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Richard Pids

Girls eye is damaged by boys over gelled hairstyle. This is Richard Pids with Eh News. Breaking News reports of a boys overly gelled hair causing serious cuts to a girls hair during a hallway break. lets go to Marly for recent news of the incident.

Hallway noise, people talking, occasional mumbled conversation heard.

Marly

Thanks Richard. I’m here on the scene of the accident with the victim herself Maggie Pentilope. Maggie, can you tell us what happened?

Maggie

I was making my usual route to 3rd period when a boy in front of me looked down at his phone. Before I could save myself his hair went into my eye. My eyelid has serious scratches now. I don’t know if I can handle wearing an eye patch every class break.

Marly

Thanks Maggie. Richard it seems as though the boy has hid from the scene of the accident and can’t be found. I have a bystander here who says he has and “eye” witness report of who the hair gel boy may be.

Eye Witness

Ya I saw it. I think that was Charles Weckabee. He always gels his hair to the max. I couldn’t quite tell though. As soon as his hair was away from her eye he made a run for it.

Hallway noise stops.

Richard Pids

Thanks Marly. It seems that until the real gel boy comes out of hiding and admits to his crime, Hall Monitors will be investigating students with extreme hairstyles.

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Richard Pids

I’m Richard Pids, and this is Eh News.